Happy effing Halloween, jerk.
Friday, October 31, 2008
To the lovely person who left the message on my driveway:
I'd like to say a very gracious "thank you" to the wonderful person who wrote the lovely message to me by means of shaving cream on my driveway. Thank you so much. I admire your maturity and your respect for people's property. I also am so very disappointed that I couldn't see the entire message, due to my mother's washing it off with a hose this morning in an attempt to spare me the pleasure, but thank goodness some of it was visible. Again, thank you so much! It really made me feel so warm and tickly inside. I just wanted to return the gracious message that was so lovingly bestowed upon me.
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The message must have been incredibly important for someone to waste money, supplies, and precious time on creating it.
Honestly. Do people really have nothing better to do than to throw toilet paper and eggs all night?
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